when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
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At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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