haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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