I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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