Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.