i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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