Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
There was a lot of him and a little penis
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
