i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
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Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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