Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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