I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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