found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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