can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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