I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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