I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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