Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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