Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts

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(905): View more from Toronto

I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone

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(631): View more from New York

fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"

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(702): View more from Nevada

We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.

(843): View more from South Carolina

You're the best wingman ever.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape

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(860): View more from Connecticut

6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.

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(416): View more from Toronto

It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.

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