the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
You coming home soon, man?
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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