You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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