i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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