i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
My boob is missing a layer of skin
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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