god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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