whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
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I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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