Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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