What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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