Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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