Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Randomize
