I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
where are you?
Hypothermia
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
These tits shall not be calmed
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