Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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