We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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