Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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