she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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