I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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