My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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