if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
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I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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