I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
4 words: hood of his car
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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