How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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