I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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