He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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