I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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