Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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