I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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