If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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