Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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