Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Randomize
