i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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