your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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