actually, I'm a sock model
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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