My girlfriend figured out who you are.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
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great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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