she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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