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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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