It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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