Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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