Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
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don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.