You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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