gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I feel great
I just peed on a car
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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