why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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