he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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