have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
