i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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