He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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