Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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