I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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